太平山
Out for a stroll..
“Sometimes I wish I could put a mutex on a lunch seat.” — Steve, looking for a seat during lunch at Tumblr.
“Do not believe anyone that tells you on Monday that I quit or diminished my role so I could spend more time with my loved ones, or that I negotiated and we couldn’t come to an agreement, etc. It couldn’t be less true because, just to make this clear, literally nobody called me. Also don’t believe anyone that says I have sex with animals. And if there’s a photo of me doing it with an animal - I’m not saying one exists, I’m just saying, if one surfaces - it’s a fake. Look at the shadow. Why would it be in front of the giraffe if the sun is behind the jeep? Where was I? Oh yeah. I’m not running Community for season 4. They replaced me. Them’s the facts.” —
Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Seriously, why would the shadow be in front of the giraffe?
David got a new bike. It came with Peter as an accessory.
Bleacher Creatures.
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Al Pacino and Christopher Walken
“Changing the process of making software has sometimes been some of the most painful parts of software development (because we so easily get used to certain models), but that has also often been the most rewarding parts. It is, after all, why “git” came to be, for example.” — Linus Torvalds
Baseball.
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